My daughter
My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah. “Her: “Wind it forward…
Funny – A man
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens….
A married
A married couple was walking through a garden when suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it would bite them. The husband lifted his wife…
Man sat
A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U…
Funny – A couple
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said: The food looks delicious, let’s eat. Wife: Honey, you always…
Funny – A married couple
A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, “How is that even possible?” Husband replied, “Well,…
Satan appeared
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away….
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas!. I found…
Everyone wishes Tom Selleck “Happy Birthday” on his birthday
The 1980s CBS detective thriller Magnum P.I. gave actor Tom Selleck his big break, and his thick mustache became his signature appearance for the rest of his…
Why Did the Prisoner Choose the Bread Instead of the Key
You are a philosopher if you know the solution. He had the opportunity to go, but he did not.A prisoner is left alone in a chamber in…