“Patient’s Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution!”

The dentist begins setting up the nitrous oxide when the man quickly objects.

“No way! I can’t handle the gas. Just the thought of wearing a mask makes me feel like I’m suffocating!”

The dentist nods and asks, “Would you be okay taking a pill instead?”

“Sure, I’m fine with pills,” the patient replies.

A moment later, the dentist returns and hands him a pill. “Here’s a Viagra.”

Surprised, the patient exclaims, “Viagra? I didn’t know that was a painkiller!”

“It’s not,” the dentist grins. “But it’ll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”

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