Do you think I’ll live to be 80?

After two visits at the doctor and exhaustive Lab tests, He said I was doing fairly well for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’

He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?’

‘Oh no,’ I replied

‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’

Then He asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?’

‘I said, ‘Not much… My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’

‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’

‘No, I don’t,’ I said.

He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive motor-cycles, drive fast cars, or have a lot of s.x?’

‘No,’ I said.

He looked at me and said,.

‘Then, why do you even give a sh..?’

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