Sixteen women
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin…
Be careful what you wish for
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly she came out in the divorce settlement, when she spies a lamp washing up onshore….
Daughter’s text to Dad – Funny
Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in…
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren….
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque…
A Man Went To Visit His 90 Year Old Grandfather
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared…
An Irishman And A Lady Were Celebrating
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness, A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.” Irish man…
Funny – Wife discovers
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby…
A Couple Goes In A Bar
A Couple Goes In A Bar The wife says,“Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds,“Who is he?” The wife answers,“Well,…
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the…