A s**y Irish blonde at a C**ino, seemed a little intoxicated, She bet 20,000 Euro on a single roll of dice. She said – “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel luckier when I’m n**e”. With that she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled – “come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled – “yes yes, I won…..I won….” She hugged each dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left. The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked – “What number rolled on the dice?” The other “I don’t know, I thought you were watching. “Moral of the story: Not all drunks are drunk, Not all blondes are dumb.
