HUSBAND AND WIFE

HUSBAND: My dear, it’s like the light in the toilet is now automatic’ WIFE: What happened? HUSBAND: When I opened the door the light came on and after I urinated and closed the door the WIFE: What happened?

HUSBAND: When I opened the door the light came on and after I urinated and closed the door the light went off! WIFE: Drunkard! you have gone to urinate in the FRIDGE again!

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