Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind.

Little Johnny was sitting in the school’s hallway, completely bored.

When the teacher abruptly passed by, he asked the student:

How would an elephant fit in a refrigerator?

The pleased teacher responded, “I don’t know, how?”

After then, Little Johnny remarked, “You open the door and put it in there!”

Little Johnny next asked the teacher a another query.

A giraffe was asked, “How do you put it in the fridge?”

The instructor then retorted, “Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?”

“No,” Little Johnny said, “you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there.”

Then he posed a further query:

Which animal was the only one who did not attend the tiger’s birthday party?

The instructor, a little perplexed, asked, “The tiger?”

Little Johnny then continued,

“No, the giraffe, who is still in the refrigerator.”

He then asked her one final query:

How would you cross a river that was crocodile-infested if you needed to?

The instructor continues, “Well. You would cross the bridge on foot.

Little Johnny then says.

“No, you wouldn’t swim across because the crocodiles are all at the tiger’s birthday party!”

She chuckles and moves on.

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