You will always be grateful to me for telling you to mix COCA COLA and SOAP.
In other words:
“You will mix COCA COLA with SOAP, and you will always be grateful to me for that.”
Things used:
One bar of soap
500 milliliters of Coke
Two cups of water
One tablespoon of baking soda
“One tablespoon of salt.”
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