Norman, an old retired sailor
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…
Two wives
Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home, and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe…
Unanswerable Questions…
Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: Yes. Wife: Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: No. Wife: Liar!!! Wife:…
Johnny And Susie
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad…
A husband decides to make a quick run to the store
A husband decides to make a quick run to the store, while his wife waits at home. A few minutes after he leaves the house, his guy…
Funny – A father went shopping with his 3-year-old son
A father went shopping with his 3-year-old son The child was crying loudly and the father kept repeating calmly.“It’s ok Johnny, don’t cry Johnny, everything’s gonna be…
An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store – Funny
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the checkout counter where…
Best Funny – As he walked up to the old lady’s car
As he walked up to the old lady’s car he noticed 3 other elderly folks were looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old…
She posed in a Christmas sweater, but she didn’t know why everyone was laughing.
After noticing her 50p Christmas cardigan contained a pair of very unpleasant reindeer, a bargain-hunting grandmother was left red-faced. When Carolyn Hallam, 53, bought the knitwear at…
In the arms of Santa Claus, a cancer-stricken child passes away.
A 60-year-old guy who visits hospitalized children as Santa Claus had a really sad experience.The story of Eric Schmitt-Matzen, a 60-year-old man who is the spitting image…